DoomShare member that violated acceptable use

Dear DoomShare members,

I am sorry to say that unfortunately a tenured member of DoomShare has violated the forum's acceptable use. As forum Admin I take this as a direct personal offense against the clan and against myself. I do everything humanly possible to screen forum members prior to letting them join the clan or register on the forums. Unfortunately from time to time a no life loser that enjoys sniffing fat girl Queefs sneaks their way on to the forum posing as a ligitimate Combat Arms gamer. Normally for such an offense a user would face severe consequences up to and including being permanently banned from the forums and stoned to death. Being as how the member in question is a tenured member and this is their 1st offense, I have decided to let them off the hook if they accept the disgrace of Bukaki. I figure public humilation in front of the clan should be enough.

Ready up Deonesis and take it like a man!!!

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Sincerely,
Forum Admin

I'm greatly sorry for my actions against the glorious army that is the Doomshare combat arms clan. I am happy for my punishment and applaud the leadership in their fair and clear minded thinking. Unfortunately the admin spelled "Queef" wrong, I cannot not allow such a offense against such a wonderful human function. The admin be shamed at his lack of understanding on female gastrointestinal procedures.

Deonesis wrote:

I'm greatly sorry for my actions against the glorious army that is the Doomshare combat arms clan. I am happy for my punishment and applaud the leadership in their fair and clear minded thinking. Unfortunately the admin spelled "Queef" wrong, I cannot not allow such a offense against such a wonderful human function. The admin be shamed at his lack of understanding on female gastrointestinal procedures.

Looks like it's spelled right to me... the Admin is NEVER wrong!... lol

I bow to your ultimate wisdom and forum administrator rights.

Deonesis wrote:

I bow to your ultimate wisdom and forum administrator rights.

Ha ha... but you're still a doosh.

douché remember it is french ^.^

This forum is SEXIST, no one can properly spell anything that pertains to females. I'm going to SAVE YOU ALL.
VAGINA
Admin please lock this forum before you animals ruin your reputation further.

Deonesis wrote:

This forum is SEXIST, no one can properly spell anything that pertains to females. I'm going to SAVE YOU ALL.
VAGINA
Admin please lock this forum before you animals ruin your reputation further.

Since you're so well versed... maybe it's b/c you spend sooo much time using one to clean the sand out of yours.

Damn this place is like a freakin Tool Academy sign up

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This gif angers me...